Wednesday, January 18, 2006

i looked through the photos i took in secondary school,
and dat seriously explain why i've so little friends.

i looked like ah lian la!
especially during the period im waiting for my o's result.
and i'll never forget what jasper told me the other time.

"you dresses like ahlian.walks like ahlian.speaks like ahlian.DAMN AHLIAN!"

okie.it all make sense now.

then recently wengfai showed me a blog.
i came to a conclusion that,i USED TO be a ahlain.

i'll show you why.

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Need help understanding what one ah lian is?
Let me tell you.
If you satisfy 10 or more criterias, oh man, I'm feel sorry.
10 or more, okay?


10 or more.


1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. Add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. Shop at cheap boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. Many god-bros and sis.
17. Cannot live without COMB and MIRROR
18. *maybe got mirror in front of you all the time, even in class.
19. Loves techno
20. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
21. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
22. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities.

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ohmy.
i hit 10 out of 22.

THANKFULLY,im OUT of that now.
so dont call me ah lian/ah huay la.